B-Movie Princesses, a text adventure game

Fierce and romantic princesses protect their precious homelands. Let me entertain you with this interactive fairy tale princess adventure game, lovingly illustrated in the style of elegant Shojo anime.

Princesses, paintbrushes, and perilous plights. Let me entertain you with this interactive fairy tale princess adventure game, lovingly illustrated in the style of minimalist and ethereal watercolor paintings.

Set sail for cheap thrills and campy fun in this swashbuckling extravaganza. Let me entertain you with this interactive pirate adventure game, lovingly illustrated in the style of technicolor B-movies from the 1950s.

Solve the cheesiest crimes in cinematic history. Let me entertain you with this interactive true crime mystery game, lovingly illustrated in the style of low-budget B-movies from the 1950s.

Fight your way through dungeons even the set crew can't take seriously. Let me entertain you with this interactive fantasy dungeon crawler game, lovingly illustrated in the style of low-budget B-movies from the 1950s.

Break out the popcorn for some late-night vigilante justice. Let me entertain you with this interactive action-thriller game of adrenaline-fueled, American vigilante justice, lovingly illustrated in the style of technicolor B-movies from the 1950s.

Pixel perfect princess power! Let me entertain you with this interactive fairy tale princess adventure game, lovingly illustrated in the style of 8-bit video games.

Princesses, palm trees, and a perilous plight. Let me entertain you with this interactive fairy tale princess adventure game, lovingly illustrated in the style of sunkissed surfer postcards.