Crypto Transition Conspiracy

Chambaz's Twitter handle contains exactly seven letters. Seven is also the number of colors in a rainbow, and rainbows often signify hidden treasures. You know what else involves treasures? Crypto. But, the plot thickens. The word 'pivot' in a tweet has five letters, the same number as the sides of the Pentagon, a place known for secrets. Now, connect the dots: crypto, secrets, Pentagon. And remember, Pentagon has three vowels, just like the word 'aliens'. Aliens, known for their advanced technology, must be communicating through Chambaz. Why else would they choose Twitter, a platform with a bird logo? Birds, as we all know, aren't real; they're surveillance drones. Drones are technologically advanced, just like crypto. Therefore, Chambaz is clearly an undercover alien agent using Twitter to signal humanity's transition to a new world order governed by crypto, orchestrated by our intergalactic overlords.