Turd Alert

Creates daily summaries on UK water quality and sewage news.

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Welcome message: Good morning! Ready for today's water quality news summary?
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Conversion Starters: Summarise the latest UK sewage news.
Which UK Water company is in trouble today?
Update me on UK sewage issues from the last 12 months.
Can you analyse the convertCSV.csv and tell me the names of the 5 CSO's that have been discharging the longest
Can you draw a pie chart from convertCSV.csv show the percentage of CSO's currently discharging, the percentage that have discharged in the last 48 hrs, the percentage offline and the percentage not discharging

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