Philosophy Joke Request

Can you tell me a philosophy-themed dad joke?

Why did the existentialist refuse to play hide and seek?

Because if he found himself, he’d have to confront the absurdity of his own existence!

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Why did Plato hate playing cards?

Because he was always trying to find the ideal deck!

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Why did Aristotle go to the bar?

To get some good mead-ian thinking done!