B-Movie Heists, a text adventure game

In a pixel perfect world, a great heist is a work of art. Let me entertain you with this interactive heist game, lovingly illustrated in the style of 8-bit video games.

Experience lights, frights, and late night TV. Let me entertain you with this interactive haunted house psychological horror game, lovingly illustrated in the style of low-budget B-movies from the 1950s.

Steal the goods. Snap a photo. Let me entertain you with this interactive heist game, lovingly illustrated in the style of nostalgic Polaroid photos.

Solve the cheesiest crimes in cinematic history. Let me entertain you with this interactive true crime mystery game, lovingly illustrated in the style of low-budget B-movies from the 1950s.

Fight your way through dungeons even the set crew can't take seriously. Let me entertain you with this interactive fantasy dungeon crawler game, lovingly illustrated in the style of low-budget B-movies from the 1950s.

Escape the campy chaos before the credits roll. Let me entertain you with this interactive escape room game, lovingly illustrated in the style of low-budget B-movies from the 1950s.

Fake blood and rubber knives set the stage for Hollywood's lowest paid gumshoe. Let me entertain you with this interactive murder mystery game, lovingly illustrated in the style of low-budget B-movies from the 1950s.

Break out the popcorn for some over-acted zombie mayhem. Let me entertain you with this interactive zombie apocalypse survival game, lovingly illustrated in the style of low-budget B-movies from the 1950s.