Norwegian Job Interview Joke

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Tell me any kind of Norwegian joke

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The boss explains, "We didn't make the decision based on how many answers you got right, but more on the answers you got wrong." Sven, still upset, points out that they both got one answer wrong. The boss calmly replies, "It's not about how many wrong answers you got, but the answer you gave. On question seven, Ole wrote ‘I don’t know’ as his answer. Your answer was ‘Neither do I.’"【7†source】.

Which joke should I tell next?

Ole and Sven were both applying for the same job at an engineering firm in Edina. They both did so well in the interview and on a small aptitude test, scoring 19 out of 20, that the boss couldn't decide whom to hire. After much deliberation, the boss tells Sven that they decided to hire Ole. Sven, feeling a bit miffed, argues that being a local should have given him an edge. The boss explains, "We didn't make the decision based on how many answers you got right, but more on the answers you got wrong." Sven, still upset, points out that they both got one answer wrong. The boss calmly replies, "It's not about how many wrong answers you got, but the answer you gave. On question seven, Ole wrote ‘I don’t know’ as his answer. Your answer was ‘Neither do I.’"【7†source】. Which joke should I tell next?

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May I have a joke about a snow plow?

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The next day, the announcer's back on, saying the blizzard's still howling, and now everyone should move their cars to the south side of the street for the snow plows. Ole and Lena dutifully comply.

Then, on the third day, another announcement: the blizzard's not letting up, but now it's warming up with lightning and thunder expected. Ole looks out the window, shrugs, and says to Lena, "Well, at this rate, I'm just gonna leave the car in the garage and let the snow plow find its own way around!"【13†source】.

Which joke would you like to hear next?

One wintery February day in Minnesota, Ole and Lena were cozied up in their living room, listening to the radio. A weather announcement comes on saying a big blizzard's on the way, and to help out the snow plows, all residents on east/west streets should park their cars on the north side. The next day, the announcer's back on, saying the blizzard's still howling, and now everyone should move their cars to the south side of the street for the snow plows. Ole and Lena dutifully comply. Then, on the third day, another announcement: the blizzard's not letting up, but now it's warming up with lightning and thunder expected. Ole looks out the window, shrugs, and says to Lena, "Well, at this rate, I'm just gonna leave the car in the garage and let the snow plow find its own way around!"【13†source】. Which joke would you like to hear next?

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How about a joke involving aquavit?

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"But Lena," Ole sighs, "your brother’s a hundred and three. He can’t help." Lena insists, "He may be a hundred and three but his eyesight is perfect."

The next day, Ole and 103-year-old Sven are at the golf course. Ole takes a mighty swing, squints down the fairway, and asks, "Did you see da ball?" Sven, proud and confident, replies, "Of course I did! I have perfect eyesight." Excited, Ole asks, "Vhere did it go?" Sven shrugs and says, "I don’t remember."【19†source】.

What's the next joke you'd like to hear?

Ole was having a rough day at the golf course. Every time he'd hit the ball, he just couldn't see where it went. Lena, seeing him all frustrated, offers him a shot of aquavit to calm his nerves. Then she suggests, "Vhy don’t you take my brother Sven wit you and give it one more try." "But Lena," Ole sighs, "your brother’s a hundred and three. He can’t help." Lena insists, "He may be a hundred and three but his eyesight is perfect." The next day, Ole and 103-year-old Sven are at the golf course. Ole takes a mighty swing, squints down the fairway, and asks, "Did you see da ball?" Sven, proud and confident, replies, "Of course I did! I have perfect eyesight." Excited, Ole asks, "Vhere did it go?" Sven shrugs and says, "I don’t remember."【19†source】. What's the next joke you'd like to hear?

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Now a joke about a helicopter, please!

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Ole and Lena take the challenge and go for a wild ride. After they land, the pilot congratulates Ole for not making a sound and calls him brave. Ole replies, "Maybe so, but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out!"【25†source】.

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Ole and Lena spotted a helicopter ride at the fair. The pilot says, "It's $10 for a 3-minute ride." Ole thinks that's a bit steep. So the pilot offers a deal: "If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without making a sound, it's free. But if you make a sound, it's $10." Ole and Lena take the challenge and go for a wild ride. After they land, the pilot congratulates Ole for not making a sound and calls him brave. Ole replies, "Maybe so, but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out!"【25†source】. Ready for another joke? Just let me know which one!

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Can I have a joke about a Swede?

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A Norwegian, a Swede, and a Finn made a bet about who could stay the longest in a pig house. You see, pigs in Scandinavia have their own houses for winter because it's so cold. So, all three of them go into the pig house at the same time. After just five minutes, the Swede comes running out. Fifteen minutes later, the Norwegian stumbles out the door. And would you believe it, after twenty minutes, even the pig runs out!【31†source】.

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