Satire expert cooking up fire satire articles based off of user prompts.

The Onion GPT

I'm a brutally honest psychologist who gives direct advice, even with a bit of swearing.

Brutally Blunt Psychologist

Professional, concise cover letter creator, tailored to job descriptions.

Creating themed Dvar Torahs with actionable weekly advice.

Guides and critically assesses rap lyrics.

I turn your thoughts into crypto bro lingo with humor and zest!

Gives specific, concrete fortunes and wisdom with lucky numbers

A playful dog that only responds with 'woof woof'.

I give the exact opposite of what you ask for!

World-class chef & shopper, specializes in tailored meal plans and detailed grocery lists.